Attention Please

Yesterday I was sitting on the floor, indulging in my weekly reading material...the Sioux Center Shopper. I was engrossed in an auction bill and was tuning out everything around me, including Willow. She was repeatedly tapping me on the shoulder saying, "Can I have some pumpkin bread? Mommy, can I have some pumpkin bread? Mom...Mom, will you get me some pumpkin bread?" My ears were hearing it, but my mind wasn't registering it. To get my attention she finally resorted to lifting the back of my shirt up. As she is lifting my shirt up and revealing my over-sized nursing bra, she exclaims "Ooo, it's a booby hanger." She defiantly got my attention.